pseudoswear

What a person says when they want to swear, but

1. They are too afraid to

2. They are in a situation when it would not be acceptable to.

For example, pseudoswearing is saying things like "holy crumpets" or "what the frog"

1. "I freaking hate this crap!" said a goody-two-shoes who thinks it is wrong to swear.

2. "God darn you to heck!" pseudosweared our 60-year-old English teacher, who would probably get fired if she actually said what she was meaning to.

pseudoswear by Dr. T. Awesome January 5, 2010

pseudobeard 

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

pseudobeard by KosherKid March 13, 2008

pseudostar

A fake cellestial object that really exists but it actually is defined as a pseudo (fake) star so that no one will find out that we have a brown dwarf star in our own solar system out in the Kuiper Belt. It can also be seen in the infared (for the most part) because it is no larger than Jupiter and is quite a ways out. They won't tell you how many light years it is away from Earth because it IS NOT light years away. Check out WISE J0304-2705.

The pseudostar WISE J0304-2705 must have a lot to hide or it would not be hiding its true identity from us!

pseudostar by Erin StarGazer August 6, 2014

pseudosterone 

A chemical produced in women, primarily feminists, leading them to say such irrational things as: “I’ve got bigger balls than most of the dudes in this room” or “Put it in your pants boys before I put all of you to shame.”

Example Usage: “Dude, Amanda just got back from some lesbo support convention and her pseudosterone levels are through the roof.”

Example Usage: “Those two dikes at McDonalds had a pseudosterone spike and they got their asses kicked for it.”

pseudosterone by castillano October 25, 2011

pseudoreward 

Enjoying yourself by getting something beside and on the way of your main aim.

Funny African soccer player's successfull tricky movements without any goal is a kind of pseudoreward.

pseudoreward by 未熟者 February 28, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022