pseudostar

A fake cellestial object that really exists but it actually is defined as a pseudo (fake) star so that no one will find out that we have a brown dwarf star in our own solar system out in the Kuiper Belt. It can also be seen in the infared (for the most part) because it is no larger than Jupiter and is quite a ways out. They won't tell you how many light years it is away from Earth because it IS NOT light years away. Check out WISE J0304-2705.

The pseudostar WISE J0304-2705 must have a lot to hide or it would not be hiding its true identity from us!

pseudostar by Erin StarGazer August 6, 2014

psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium 

A scientific term for the human throat.

I'm sorry to break it to you but you have an infection in your psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium ...... yeah i'm just kidding with you, your fine.

psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium by Not Just Another Typical June 6, 2008

pseudopatriot 

n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.

pseudopatriot by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

pseudogarboyle 

Any creature that emerges from a pokeball and purports a noncombatant air whilst engendering violent ends with atleast 80% certainty, either through self-induced or progeny-induced means.

PSEUDOGARBOYLE CHANCEY- Chancey produces three eggs, which may themselves be used as throwing items.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.

The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is

P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.

Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.

PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.

Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.

pseudogarboyle by Joseph Fry June 14, 2007

pseudobeard 

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

pseudobeard by KosherKid March 13, 2008

pseudosport 

like a sport, but not a proper sport.

Golf is a pseudosport

pseudosport by tomdartmoor January 7, 2022

pseudoswear

What a person says when they want to swear, but

1. They are too afraid to

2. They are in a situation when it would not be acceptable to.

For example, pseudoswearing is saying things like "holy crumpets" or "what the frog"

1. "I freaking hate this crap!" said a goody-two-shoes who thinks it is wrong to swear.

2. "God darn you to heck!" pseudosweared our 60-year-old English teacher, who would probably get fired if she actually said what she was meaning to.

pseudoswear by Dr. T. Awesome January 5, 2010