pseudoreward 

Enjoying yourself by getting something beside and on the way of your main aim.

Funny African soccer player's successfull tricky movements without any goal is a kind of pseudoreward.

pseudoreward by 未熟者 February 28, 2025

pseudobeard 

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

pseudobeard by KosherKid March 13, 2008

pseudoreaderbrarian 

Someone who acquires a lot of books claiming they will read them when in fact, the books just sit on the top shelf of their dirty closet collecting dust.

CE is such a pseudoreaderbrarian.

pseudoreaderbrarian by edniece April 13, 2010