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pseudoship

It's when the projections and ideas of a person outweigh the reality and knowledge you currently possess of them. It's when a connection is driven more by optimism, than reality. It's usually found somewhere between the acquaintance stage and the friendship stage- though it often feels higher than the friendship stage because so much hope is invested in the potential manifestation of the person you're in the pseudoship with.
I love pseudoships because I'd rather have the potential of some than the reality of most.
pseudoship by packphour September 7, 2005

pseudosupportive 

A term used to describe a type of sham emotional support that is not actually true support at all.
Our workplace offers a self-compassion seminar that is designed to appear helpful but is frankly merely pseudosupportive.

pseudoslut 

A person who acts like a slut; but as soon as anyone tries to do anything to her, she makes excuses not to.
Damn, Camden, Rosie is such a pseudoslut. She just slapped me for grabbing her ass--after she grabbed mine.
pseudoslut by B-ri,Chill February 1, 2009

Pseudotopper 

Someone who holds the 1st rank in the class inspite of knowing nothing.
Phunkha is the real topper. That Anindya is actually Pseudotopper.
Pseudotopper by Zigzaggoon June 16, 2018

pseudosocialism

A fake form of socialism which benefits only the capitalist elite and keeps the masses deluded and poor.
Venezuela is in the news this week with pseudosocialism looking to collapse the country. Guess who really owns El Petro?
pseudosocialism by prik kee noo August 20, 2018

Pseudocoup 

Can be pronounced like Sudoku if wordplay demands it. An attempt to overthrow the government that, due to both poor planning and execution, fails in an incredibly underwhelming fashion.
Due to the impromptu nature of its formation and execution, supporters of President Donald Trump attempted a pseudocoup in order to overthrow the confirmation of President-elect Joe Biden.
Pseudocoup by MCCDT January 9, 2021