pseudonoob 

Somebody who pretends to be useless to avoid responsibility.

- I only give off the impression I'm a noob so people don't ask me to do stuff.
- Pseudonoob

pseudonoob by mtrench May 5, 2014

Pseudononconformist 

Someone who pretends to hate society and deny every having a part of society, but only do it to conform with their friends or their social groups. They claim that everyone in society hates them.

John, "Hey Ted. What are you doing?"
Ted, "Hating all of society because nobody likes me."
John, "I like you. You've been my best friend for years."
Ted, "That's a lie. I know you hate me. Now, if you don't mind, I've got to go hang around with other people with like minded ideas."
John, "But, you just said you hate everyone and everyone hates you. C'mon, don't be a pseudononconformist."
Ted, "..."

See: Emo;Goth

Pseudononconformist by Funkymunk July 16, 2009

Pseudonomics 

The study of fictitious words.

She told me that she wished this weekend was "funner," and I told her that she should take a course on pseudonomics.

Pseudonomics by academyresearcher September 2, 2014

Pseudophobiophobia 

The fear of fake or made up words.

I have pseudophobiophobia ahhhh!!!

Pseudophobiophobia by claypool08 September 8, 2007

Pseudopoo 

The act of faking a shit to avoid or postpone something. Often used in conjunction with "work" or "marriage".

If it weren't for the pseudopoo, I'd probably have to take up smoking just to get through the day.

Pseudopoo by ArtAdams May 16, 2010

pseudopoon 

A post-op tranny puss.

Ever since Janet had her sex change, she's been slingin' that pseudopoon all over town. She still gets her bussy wrecked, too!

Pseudopoons bring spit roasting to a whole new level!

pseudopoon by GetUpInThatBussy September 11, 2015

Pseudocooter

Background:
Gannon University thrives on the idea that "Diversity Matters." Despite this, all girls currently enrolled as a Gannon student are rated on the Pseudocooter scale.

Definition:
Pseudocooter (n.) su-dough-coo-ter: direct descendant, but non-relative of the ever famous "oh my freakin cooter!"

The Story:
Pseudocooter came into existence when her existence was confused with that of the aforementioned "oh my freakin cooter!" Pseudocooter is the epitome of Gannon's female population.

Pseudocooter possesses a portion of all that Gannon's females have to offer. She is truly the total package. Ranging from her golden studed belt that accompanies her undersized jeans to her awe inspiring hair extensions, Pseudocooter never fails to impress the power room's occupants upon her entrance.

Pseudocooter's seemingly endless supply of trashy hand bags and totes enspires even the least fashionly "Erieites" to engage in a double-take.

When the director of administration is viewing incoming applications, she sets aside the female applicees.

Gannon's summer orientation event is simply the university's opportunity to "place a name to a face." Ergo, the pseudocooter point scale is put into action. Incoming freshman girls are, at that time, rated on a scale from 0-0.02, in which they are graded against all the characteristics that the true pseudocooter has to offer.

This is the explanation for which all of Gannon's female student enrollment seems to have an inner connectedness of insufficient characteristics which ultimately gives rise to the underlying reality of why Gannon is a horrible place to find a decent girl. Gannon's female population will, at some point, screw over countless decent guys without regard. Grown men cry, teenage pregnancies occur and the pseudocooter's "little sisters" remain as Gannon's fastest growing population.

"Hey guys, did you see the pseudocooter's new hand bag today? She is so trashy!"

"I detest all girls at Gannon! They all just remind me of that freakin pseudocooter girl..."

Pseudocooter by ShoeBaca March 30, 2009