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pseudohigh 

when you feel high from something other than illegal substances.
"the combination of Nos, Jolt, and a happy meal gave made me feel so high"
"it was definitely a pseudohigh man"
pseudohigh by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

pseudohippie 

liberal activists who support PETA, wear sweatshop-free clothing (from Urban Outfitters), pretend to listen to bob marley, smoke weed, and act like they are really involved in politics, man.
also tend to sport jewelry with peace signs.

when really, they don't believe in it as much as they just want to look cool.
pseudohippie: "Man, f*** bush! make love, not war guys! and pass the reefer!"

nonpseudohippie: "wtf, that girl is such a pseudohippie! her bag was probably made in a sweatshop! and i saw her driving through mcdonalds!"
pseudohippie by lauren_e October 30, 2007

Pseudo High Elo 

When you watch league of legends streamers that are high elo so you think you are also high elo and pick up their personalities and flame ur silver team while also being silver.
Hector watched too much tyler1 so he became Pseudo High Elo and flamed his team to int
Pseudo High Elo by Blazil March 24, 2021

pseudonihilism

Generally, the disheartening reality of a teenager coming to terms with how cruel the world is or seems to be to them, and attempts that follow to rationalize their disenchantment in a grossly asymmetric way. I.E., the overreaction of one towards a rejection of God or intrinsic moral value.

They most often find themselves manifesting a sort of philosophy most akin to an undeveloped form of existentialism, damn Sartre's rotting bones. Some actually begin to identify with the true nature of their convictions, instead of carrying on the deception of being a 'nihilist' just for sake of a cute, anti-cultural label.

The complete rejection of all value, all truth, all knowledge, &c., is beyond most people's strength of will or conviction. In short, few but the raving lunatics of society can actually be accurately described in this manner -- most that use the word, simply demand the attention it garners for them in their social circles.

Pragmatically, it's nothing but another puerile ploy for attention in the youth, that have not (yet?) found their independence of belief.
The American Underground Nihilist Society; @ anus.com -- an outstanding large number of pseudintellectual crackpots, screeching like banshees under the muse of nihilism.

Most gothic sorts could be described as pseudonihilism.
pseudonihilism by Blargz0 March 2, 2009

pseudohipster

Someone who has the outward appearance of a hipster, but who actually prescribes to mainstream lifestyle.
Greg wears retro eyeglasses and has an indie comic book collection, but works as a bank manager; he's a pseudohipster.
pseudohipster by MFRM December 14, 2014

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't 

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.
"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"