pruddle 

the mindset of which an individual can understand what he is able to understand that is understandable.

Zachary: I am able to understand the crash of the stock market during black Monday

Malcolm: you’re a pruddle

pruddle by FoondarsSpawn October 4, 2022

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

puddle princess 

1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.

2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.

3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.

My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.

puddle princess by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023

Puddlemelt 

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.

Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.

Puddlemelt by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

puddleodomy 

The act of intentionally driving through a huge puddle in order to soak an unsuspecting pedestrian sucker

"yo, check that simp standing at the bus stop right next to that swamp in front of him. He's all five deep in fuckin wit dat iPod that he don't even know he's gonna be a victim of puddleodomy".

puddleodomy by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

puddle ponderer by jubezz October 30, 2010

Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.

Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!

Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020