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Protzin'
A sudden mildly provoked fit of rage that can last up a couple minutes while bystanders and the antagonist are totally confused
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protzen • Proteen • protien shake • protenatious • Protender • protenic water • protenous • Protentiably • PROtentious • protien
Proteen
A teenager who is well adept at the art of being a teen. This teen brings it to a professional level.
Proteen by Dreamspeeder September 20, 2016
protenous
protenous by Alexandra Thomas February 1, 2006
Protender
The act of one pretending or proclaiming to be a pro athlete when in reality they are not. Particularly common in the sport of triathlon.
Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.
Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.
Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.
Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.
Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.
Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.
protien shake
protien shake by mike August 29, 2003
protien shake
protien shake by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003
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