Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

protien shake

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake
protien shake by mike August 29, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.
Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

protien snack 

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.
My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.
protien snack by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

protien stain

stefan go ask hendi wat a protein stain is
protien stain by vince May 13, 2005

protien pump 

- A kind of protein that is capable of pumping out compounds that could pose a threat to the ones close to you. Your girlfriend, significant other, Sister, Mother, Mother in-law, and yes your Grandma too.

- Swallowing a bit of this super human sperm will give you super power to get jacked fibras, scientist have compare this sperm to celltech, they say they are almost the same.

- Drinking sperm of PP its illegal in pro-competitions.

- Most know member of insatiable sexual creatures of bodybuilding.com

-The penor, a bacterial protein complex that repels a wide range of antibiotics through its ability to capture and pump out a spectrum of structurally diverse compounds would be the active, while using a decoy to attract the prey.
1. Sluuug: What supplements are you taking?
Jacked-mofo: I am taking dat der Protein Pump.

2. Grandma, are you going out tonight?
Yes, i am going into a wild adventure with Protien pump
protien pump by cell tech for life February 2, 2008

Protien shot 

Refering to when a dude ejaculates into a woman mouth giving them there daily dose of protien.
Sally was feeling tierd and ran down till she got a protien shot from Timmy
Protien shot by Douch nozel November 15, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next