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Prottard 

I can see the gathering of prottards at the local mega church ready to take the Bible out of context.
Prottard by SassyNoodle April 9, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.
Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.
Protard by prosavage August 21, 2021
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Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.
"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."
protard by Godspeed December 5, 2004

prototard 

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.
You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.
prototard by comagroper January 19, 2010

protarded 

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.
I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded
protarded by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009
A professional retard; the next level of retardation.
Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?
Protard by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010
An individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. Typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. Pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.
"Why is Joe trying to open the bar's bathroom door with his keys?"

"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."
Pottard by Towhead January 25, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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