Prottard

One who is a Protestant

I can see the gathering of prottards at the local mega church ready to take the Bible out of context.

by SassyNoodle April 9, 2024

Protard

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

by prosavage August 21, 2021

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004

prototard

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.

You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.

by comagroper January 19, 2010

protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

Pottard

An individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. Typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. Pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.

"Why is Joe trying to open the bar's bathroom door with his keys?"

"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."

by Towhead January 25, 2010