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A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.
Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.
Protard by prosavage August 21, 2021
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Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.
"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."
protard by Godspeed December 5, 2004

prototard 

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.
You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.
prototard by comagroper January 19, 2010

protarded 

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.
I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded
protarded by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009
Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?
Protard by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010
An individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. Typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. Pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.
"Why is Joe trying to open the bar's bathroom door with his keys?"

"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."
Pottard by Towhead January 25, 2010