prostitard

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A special education kid (usually a girl) who is the town bicycle for all the other special ed kids.Similar to a prostitot, but with mental disabilitites.

amber: why does that tard get more dick than me?
trent: i know, she's a hella fatty prostitard!

prostitard by trent ralf February 20, 2007

Words you can keep

prostitary

Secretary doing sexual favours to her boss for money, gifts, etc... Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some use secretute for this matter

Well, let"s start from my sweetie eversmiling prostitary (Boris Boston)

prostitary by mzu December 23, 2008

Related Words

prostitard • prostitary • prostitude • prostitoddler • prostitat • prostitoad • prototard • Positard • Presitard • Prostifarian

prostitoad

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.

Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.

prostitoad by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

prostitdudette

It's a prostidude but female

Whoa that prostitdudette is smoking hot!

prostitdudette by Immaturename October 9, 2018

Prostiture

Word resulting from accidentally hitting the r key instead of the t key when typing Prostitute.

I can'r rype Prostiture because I'm a srupid prick.

Prostiture by Grammar Police (Weewooweewoo) September 28, 2009

Prostitortion

Offering or devoting one's talent to an unworthy use or cause and obtaining money or something of value by the abuse of one's office or authority.

The head writer for "The Herald Today" displayed such blatant prostitortion by writing feature articles for the mob while taking money under the table.

Prostitortion by Mandy Stark August 28, 2008

Prostitude

noun - being or existing in a state of promiscuous, whore-like mentality/behavior.
Not unlike words with a similar suffix, such as "quietude".
adj. - Prostitudinous

Bob- "See that slit over there?"
Joe- "Yeah, what about her? She's beat."
Bob- "Right, but can you sense her....prostitude?"
Joe- "Affirmative. It's tainting the air."

Prostitude by Strange Blue August 12, 2006

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026