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Prototard 

Those kids in your school that seem they should be in special education but somehow aren’t
Me: why is that kid sticking metal in the outlet over there

Jim: he’s stupid as fuck, I don’t know how that prototard is even in this class
Prototard by Face.luftwaffe January 6, 2020
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photocard 

a picture of a celeb on a small piece of card that is Widley popular amongst the kpop community. photocards are most commonly found in albums and are a popular trading item. some people collect certain peoples photocards or even a whole groups photocards.
person 1: whos photocard did you get in the recent straykids album?
person 2: oh i got Bangchans photocard
photocard by straykidsfan November 18, 2020
A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.
Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.
Protard by prosavage August 21, 2021

prostitard

A special education kid (usually a girl) who is the town bicycle for all the other special ed kids.Similar to a prostitot, but with mental disabilitites.
amber: why does that tard get more dick than me?
trent: i know, she's a hella fatty prostitard!
prostitard by trent ralf February 20, 2007
Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.
"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."
protard by Godspeed December 5, 2004

pootarded 

President Bush is pootarded.
pootarded by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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