protocole 

Da standard methods of operation regarding either certain garden-veggies or da nursery-rhyme king and his violin trio.

Attending a Nat, Sr. concert or going to da Land Transportation Museum in Bangor, Maine doesn't really require any special protocoles --- as long as you are respectful and responsible, you should get along with everyone just fine.

protocole by QuacksO November 17, 2023

protocole 

Da generally-accepted-and-adhered-to set of rules and stipulations regarding either da famous "merry old soul" monarch, or crunchy garden-produce like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower.

When da nursery-rhyme-mentioned leader "called for his bowl", I wonder if it was a vessel of steaming boiled dinner wif da traditional green or purple layered-leaved veggie-chunks cooked in with it? Dat would be "double protocole".

protocole by QuacksO February 28, 2024

catfish protocol 

The act of cutting the fishing line rather than having to deal with the physical handling of a catfish.

When it seemed clear that it was a catfish on the line, Scotty did the right thing by following the "Catfish Protocol" and cutting the line.

catfish protocol by The non-NFN May 13, 2006

Fight protocol 

an accepted or established code of conduct or behavior couples may engage in during an argument or disagreement.

Jamar and I got into again last night before things got heat we set up a fight protocol.

Fight protocol by Starving Artist246 August 16, 2021

Fight protocol 

an accepted or established code of conduct or behavior couples may engage in during an argument or disagreement.

Jamar and I got into it again last night but this time before things got we established a fight protocol.

Fight protocol by Starving Artist246 August 16, 2021

International Dibs Protocol 

The International Dibs Protocol (IDP) main goal is to prevent conflict between friends and family due to near-equal claims to an object of value. Nearly every conflict in history has been because two people want one thing.

Using the IDP, when 2 people want the same thing, who ever calls “dibs” first get it. If one person is not finished pronouncing the “s” sound before another starts pronouncing the “d” sound, it is considered a tie.

If a tie occurs, everyone who wanted that item must count aloud from 1 to 10. Even if 2 people called dibs, if a third person counts to ten first, the third person wins, even though the third person didn’t call dibs in the first place.

1. If two people arrive at ten at the same time, that is, one person says the “t” sound before the first person is finished the “n” sound, it is considered a tie. Only the people who tied are eligible for the next tiebreaker. A person that finished a whole “ten” behind the other 2 will not advance.

2. If the 2 people who tied in the last round are of legal drinking age, whoever bought the last round of alcoholic beverages in a store or bar wins.

3. If a tie still occurs, whoever is taller wins. If there is not third person to judge, or if height is a difference of 1 cm or less, then the next tiebreaker shall be implemented.

4. Rock-Paper-Scissors will be played, best 2 out of 3 to prevent winning by dumb luck.

"One cookie left, MINE!"
"Dibs."
"What?! I said it first!"
"You have to say 'dibs'. It's called the international dibs protocol"
(Searches Google) "Darn." (Hands over cookie)

International Dibs Protocol by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014

hammer-down protocol 

Is a fictional, scorched earth code-name where in the U.S. military decides to cut it's losses and destroys, through carpet bombing, the U.S.'s own territories and/or cities that are deemed lost to enemy forces. The term was first used in the movie Cloverfield, followed by the video-game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

In COD:MW2 the Hammer-Down Protocol is a scorched earth policy through indiscriminant, large scale carpet bombing of the city of D.C. do to the heavy number of Russians in the area.

It is very similar in application and purpose in Cloverfield. However, it is used for the reason of an all-or-nothing attempt to destroy the monster, as well as the small parasites that had no-doubt flooded Manhattan.

hammer-down protocol by Dead Hand August 21, 2013