protegeist 

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"Jeff, what the hell does protegeist mean"

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protegeist by foreskin thief August 15, 2022

Protegent 

Unistal's Protegent is only antivirus software which protect your computer system from unknown virus threats.
It also provides data loss prevention software (Crash Proof) which is enables the user to recover/restore deleted files or data.

"Oops, my system crashed.
I lost my data. But I had an antivirus.
Antivirus is not enough. You need Protegent!
World's only antivirus with data recovery software.
Think beyond antivirus! Think Protegent!"

Protegent by ctrl+alt+delete August 15, 2017

Protegent 

The word "Protegent" is derived from a French word "Protégee", which means "To Protect". Protegent antivirus software products go with the meaning of French word and have been developed by experienced professionals to protect corporate business, valuable data, children and foremost computer/laptop.This so called "antivirus" could potentially harm your computer.Derived from a Super Why character,this main trademark also known as "Proto" has made a unsucessful rap causing for it to be a meme.

"Think Beyond Antivirus, Think Protegent!"

Protegent by roblocks October 3, 2017

pootergeist 

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.

Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.

pootergeist by Pooghost March 21, 2017

Pootergeist 

When you go to the toilet and flush, but there's a peice of toilet paper with dookie on it that twirls around and doesn't go down.

Oh man, I went for a number 2 and had to deal with a pootergeist!

Pootergeist by Perry B November 27, 2020

Protegent 

World's only antivirus with data recovery software!

think beyond antivirus, think Protegent!

Protegent by a literal dumbass July 26, 2022