pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.

Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.

by Pooghost March 21, 2017

Pootergeist

When you go to the toilet and flush, but there's a peice of toilet paper with dookie on it that twirls around and doesn't go down.

Oh man, I went for a number 2 and had to deal with a pootergeist!

by Perry B November 27, 2020

pwntergeist

Pwn-ter-geist
A spirit or untouchable/unseen player that manifests themself in the form of pwning, own or destroy there opponents quickly in pvp or verbal assaults.

1) Man... that guy is such a pwntergeist, I could hardly touch him in combat!

2) WTF!!! That guy killed me and I never even saw him, hes such a eff'in pwntergeist.

by [LaZy] Nation July 2, 2007

Podgergeist

Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.

Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…

Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…

I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!

by Mick my mate October 3, 2007

the poltergeist

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017

poltergeist

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)

that place is haunted by a poltergeist

by Capt_Capacitor April 16, 2005

poltergeist

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"

the house is haunted by a poltergeist

by Achim S. April 14, 2006