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prostiwife 

A wife who is rich due to her husbands labor and pretends she has accomplished something of value.
A wife who knows her husband is screwing around but looks the other way and acts like a jail warden in order to hold onto the money and prestige of being married since no one else would ever want her.
A prostiwife is also a douchebag.

A prostiwife plays golf and tennis despite the fact that she is totally uncoordinated and has legs like a magazine stuffed in a jar.
He bought his prostiwife a new car and dreams of pushing it over a cliff to save on legal fees but then wakes up in the arms of his mistress.
prostiwife by OOKatyOO February 6, 2010
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Prostitize 

the act of making one a prostitute; equivalent to baptize
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prostitite

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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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