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prostiwife

A wife who manipulates favors, chores,home projects, or gifts from her husband in exchange for sexual favors.
"What's the prostiwife giving you for that new bedroom set" -or- "Whats the new house going to cost your prostiwife"
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prostiwife

A wife who is rich due to her husbands labor and pretends she has accomplished something of value.
A wife who knows her husband is screwing around but looks the other way and acts like a jail warden in order to hold onto the money and prestige of being married since no one else would ever want her.
A prostiwife is also a douchebag.

A prostiwife plays golf and tennis despite the fact that she is totally uncoordinated and has legs like a magazine stuffed in a jar.
He bought his prostiwife a new car and dreams of pushing it over a cliff to save on legal fees but then wakes up in the arms of his mistress.
by OOKatyOO February 6, 2010
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Prostitiger

The name given to one of thousands of Tiger Woods endless line of prostitutes coming out of the "wood" works with cell phone texts and call logs.
Hey did you see that lady on the corner? I hear she's a prostitiger.
by Mintywaterfall December 18, 2009
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Prostitize

the act of making one a prostitute; equivalent to baptize
i became a hoe when my pimp prostitized me
by bjelly1876 May 31, 2011
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prostitite

Did you see the package on that prostitite?
by JS Moulder March 7, 2008
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