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prostitaute by blake peter September 27, 2008
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Political Prostitution
The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution by Cyclonetrading November 24, 2021
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payroll prostitute
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008
unpaid prostitute
A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:
Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
unpaid prostitute by Lorelili December 18, 2013
Princess gone Prostitute
Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.
Princess gone Prostitute by princess not prostitute August 30, 2011
Prostitute State
“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”
Prostitute State by abe_froman_was_here May 5, 2011
Prostitution Whore
A jack of all trades type of whore.
One that offers her used up body for money & coke.
Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)
Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.
One that offers her used up body for money & coke.
Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)
Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.
Danielle Staub
Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.
Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"
Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!
Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???
Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.
Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"
Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!
Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???
Prostitution Whore by rovvie September 10, 2010
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