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proptastrophe

any misfortune, mishap, or failure pertaining to props; a prop fiasco
As soon as the truck door opened, I knew we had a proptastrophe on our hands...
by Call a spade a spade September 22, 2010
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pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.
OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!
by sgtvdub January 20, 2009
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pooptastrophe

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!
by MomaMis May 1, 2009
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Paptastrophe

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer
I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.
by R1opa September 21, 2009
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Potastrophe

A catastrophe you have with your Pot
Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe
by Iron Gump October 31, 2004
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pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012
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pregtastrophe

Guy 1: "Well, the girl was late and the doctor confirmed we have a pregtastrophe"
Guy 2: "Oh shit...uhm...congrats?"
by dewdude September 8, 2010
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