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pranched 

Adjective. The goofy, high-spirited feeling that is experienced while recounting stories the morning after a long night of drinking and/or partying. A wonderful early morning laugh-a-thon caused by morning hangover effects, an early morning smoke session, and large cups of coffee.

Usually triggers uncontrollable laughter. Often times experienced once all house guests and roommates have awoken and gotten their coffee. Usually followed by a late brunch decision.
"We were so pranched this morning that my cheeks hurt when I smile now."

"This night is getting out of control, man. I can't wait to put the coffee on and get pranched tomorrow morning."
pranched by VogueGoat November 7, 2011
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prancher 

a person who's movement consists of walking about or moving in a spirited manner; a person who engages in a focused strut usually initiated by muzak; a person that is extremely sure of himself/herself
The crowd was enamered with the pranchers ability to move and shimmy on the dance floor.
prancher by Ben Lester September 7, 2008
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pronched 

A word for a guy slapping someones nuts
"adam got excited so he pronched jeromes nuts"
pronched by facemonkey25 November 13, 2023

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026