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poonched

Native slang, it has the same meaning as "fucked".
Guy1: Ho-Ah i tottally poonched her
Guy2: Err boy ever sick!
by NEXTBLUEZ June 24, 2016
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to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out
Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

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by Papa Liver Brothers May 8, 2004
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Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
by will bitten September 16, 2017
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Pooched

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.
My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.
by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003
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Pooched

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.
Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.
by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009
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Pooched

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.
I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!
by ahirebet March 27, 2009
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pooched

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired
Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched
by Con August 3, 2004
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