Plonched 

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

Plonched by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

poonched 

Native slang, it has the same meaning as "fucked".

Guy1: Ho-Ah i tottally poonched her
Guy2: Err boy ever sick!

poonched by NEXTBLUEZ June 24, 2016

poonch, poonched, poonches 

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out

Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

Dont

poonch, poonched, poonches by Papa Liver Brothers May 8, 2004

ponched 

When one kills a joke but instead of killing it he or she will continue the joke up until the point where no one remembers the joke but only how terribly it has been killed. Disgust with the person who ponched the joke is often associated.

John: Wow I can't even remember why we were even talking about unicorns
Bill: Well I made a joke and Chris ponched it
John: Oh yeah, he seriously murdered that joke

ponched by white egyptian May 28, 2010

Plotched 

Drunk, but a specific inebriation where the person is slow to respond; has a slight grin & happy countenance about them; and usually the person is surprised by the speed/level of their own drunkenness.

More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".

"The sales girls in town for the weekend were plotched} on White Zinfandel before our sailboat had even exited the [marina."

Plotched by Taylor Fladgate October 16, 2007

Ponched 

ponch is a lifestyle
ponch is letting god solve your problems

ponch is living in the moment
ponch is pure living

“guys I’m baree ponched”
guys the ponch is real yoh

Ponched by _heelo_ May 22, 2022

Plotched 

Plotched.. Drunk, rambles blah blah blah , oh shiny look at that. 14 topics in 35 seconds then back to the original.

Plotched.. Someone who keeps talking, will switch topics multiple times quickly, and go right back to the original topic like nothing happened just like a squirrel who saw something shiny

Plotched by Odie11804 December 16, 2022