ponched 

When one kills a joke but instead of killing it he or she will continue the joke up until the point where no one remembers the joke but only how terribly it has been killed. Disgust with the person who ponched the joke is often associated.

John: Wow I can't even remember why we were even talking about unicorns
Bill: Well I made a joke and Chris ponched it
John: Oh yeah, he seriously murdered that joke

ponched by white egyptian May 28, 2010

Ponched 

ponch is a lifestyle
ponch is letting god solve your problems

ponch is living in the moment
ponch is pure living

“guys I’m baree ponched”
guys the ponch is real yoh

Ponched by _heelo_ May 22, 2022

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Potomac Poached Egg 

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

Potomac Poached Egg by guitargodrob January 17, 2011

pinched a loaf 

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

pinched a loaf by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

Punched Lasagne 

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

Punched Lasagne by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011