myk247365's definitions

Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.

I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...

by myk247365 July 14, 2025

Bonership

Ownership of a bone-headed move.

"Well, I guess I have to take bonership of that one." Mike said after the wedding cake fell off the tailgate on to the ground.

by myk247365 June 13, 2025

Friend-over

Gesture indicating acceptance of mean treatment or embarrassing behavior by a so-called "friend" because you don't have any other friends.

He was making fun of my cartoon underwear, I had no option but to friend-over and take it.

She liked to humiliate me, but the fwb sex was so good, I was willing to friend-over and let her have her way.

by myk247365 December 24, 2024

Susphishous

A voicemail or text message that you know is legit but still has all the hallmarks of a phishing scam.

I know this text from my medical clinic is for real, but it sure looks susphishous.

by myk247365 December 20, 2024

In Your interFACE

The trend of web designers creating web pages with giant graphics and text that move so quickly the user can't discern where the actual controls are to interact with the site.

Wow, this website has a really In Your interFACE style!

by myk247365 December 11, 2024

Mangionenimous

Showing forgiveness in overlooking the killing of CEOs who have reaped billions at the expense of poor peoples' lives.

I don't condone violence, but I feel rather mangionenimous towards the guy...

by myk247365 December 11, 2024

mint hint

Offering someone a mint without mentioning how bad their breath smells.

Michael offered her a mint hint, "Would you like a mint?"

by myk247365 May 30, 2024