professor dick

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005

Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

Professor Dickscrape

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.

"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

by me aka tommy March 9, 2010

professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010