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Profanulism
The act of replacing certain vowels in profane language with the letter "A". Commonly used to convey the meaning of profanity without saying the actual word and feeling naughty.
Also makes people think that you are from Boston.
Also makes people think that you are from Boston.
Example of the use of Profanulism:
"Man, after i saw that ass I facked that batch so hard in her passy... She was like, 'Damn, you have a huge cack.' "
"Man, after i saw that ass I facked that batch so hard in her passy... She was like, 'Damn, you have a huge cack.' "
Profanulism by GeoffWilkersonTheSeventh May 8, 2013
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Professual
A cross between professional and casual. Can be used in the context of fashion, meetings, events and dialogue.
Fashion Women - A skort and some type of blouse is a professual outfit
Fashion Men - Jeans and a Blazer
Meetings - when meeting your colleagues for dinner after work, you need to maintain a level of 'professualism'. You cannot be too casual because you have to work with them, but you don't have to be professional about everything.
Dialogue - when talking to authority or colleagues about a social event that work is hosting, a phrase such as "What are you gonna wear?" is preferable to "What are you going to wear?" In the context of email between colleagues; signing off with "Take it Easy" v.s. "Best regards" or "Later man" v.s. "Sincerely" can be considered 'Professual'
Events - Professual Friday instead of Casual Friday, because no one actually knows what is acceptable on casual Friday's but when it is 'Professual Friday', the individual knows that there has to be an element of professionalism in your outfit.
Fashion Men - Jeans and a Blazer
Meetings - when meeting your colleagues for dinner after work, you need to maintain a level of 'professualism'. You cannot be too casual because you have to work with them, but you don't have to be professional about everything.
Dialogue - when talking to authority or colleagues about a social event that work is hosting, a phrase such as "What are you gonna wear?" is preferable to "What are you going to wear?" In the context of email between colleagues; signing off with "Take it Easy" v.s. "Best regards" or "Later man" v.s. "Sincerely" can be considered 'Professual'
Events - Professual Friday instead of Casual Friday, because no one actually knows what is acceptable on casual Friday's but when it is 'Professual Friday', the individual knows that there has to be an element of professionalism in your outfit.
Professual by Khalani August 7, 2011
profusal
Profasia
Having lost the capacity to speak without the constant use of profanity. From “aphasia,” the loss of certain language facilities, usually after a stroke or brain injury.
Noun
Noun
1. Man that dude dropped six F bombs in a single sentence! 2. Yep, the worst profasia I’ve ever seen.
Profasia by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
procasual
Not quite professional clothing, but more than casual clothing in a professional setting. Typically seen in middle aged men or on “casual Friday’s.”
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