Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.
Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.
Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your Englishpaper.
I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??
Productive weekend are those days that turn up at the end of a hectic work week, which should be leveraged to implement time killing absurd activities where sleep and sluggishness needs to be skipped significantly.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."