Prodocitive

When you're being productive in a provocative way.

John - Wow Sean, you're being so prodocitive today! However, this is a workplace. Please, put on some pants.
Sean - Oh my gosh, thank you for the compliment, John. If it is making you uncomfortable, I will go put on pants, but I will no longer be prodocitive, I will just be productive.
John - Thank you so much, roomy.
Sean - For sure, love you bro.
John - Love you too bestie.

by ahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahas May 2, 2023

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

Something Productive

What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.

You: Sitting On A Chair.

Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.

by ???? 20 July 3, 2008

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

Productive Weekend

Productive weekend are those days that turn up at the end of a hectic work week, which should be leveraged to implement time killing absurd activities where sleep and sluggishness needs to be skipped significantly.

It seems like mike had a productive weekend

by smasherash October 21, 2011

productive citizen

By paying taxes you are contributing to the country or state where you live.

You are a productive citizen.

Thank youuu

by Hxrnronnie May 25, 2016

productive hangover

When you're too hungover to go out and be social so you actually get a lot accomplished by staying in.

After Noelle's party, I had a really productive hangover and I cleaned my entire house.

by JLB237 December 22, 2008