proctor'd 

1) to be on the receiving end of a drunk and
belligerent rampage before, during or after a friendly game of golf
2) to be assaulted by your inebriated passenger while trying to drive his vehicle to
or from the golf course

"dude, how was golf today?"

"it was great till i got proctor'd on the way home"

proctor'd by the brrr October 27, 2008

doctor proctor 

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

doctor proctor by Eddy October 13, 2006

Dirty Proctor 

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger in there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

Dirty Proctor by Stinkyfinger October 6, 2021

Dirty Proctor 

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger up there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

Dirty Proctor by Stinkyfinger October 6, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019