Proctor Goggles is something you attain while spending long periods of time at Proctor Academy. Due to the fact that there are very few attractive proctor students so ugly students become decent, decent students become hot, and hot students become goddesses. It is very inconvenient especially after leaving the campus because people you would normally find ugly are good looking and the good looking ones grab your attention too an amount that is unnecessary.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods