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Procrastinoting 

During a class in which you find boring, when your teacher is writing stuff on the board and telling you to write notes, you ignore him and daydream or doodle
Guy 1: Hey man i dont understand the Geometry, can i borrow your notes?

Guy2: Sure, here you go

Guy1: Dude wtf, all i see is pictures of Godzilla fighting Batman

Guy2: Sorry, i have a bad case of procrastinoting
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procrastitoking 

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker
I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?
procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastibating 

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
Procrastibating by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Like mate stop procrastinating 

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids
Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

procrastinating 

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.
seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

Procrastinating 

You bothered to turn to the next page for this? C'mon, you know the meaning already now go revise/do your hw/clean your shit.
I personally am supposed to be revising, but no. Started writing up yet another definition to procrastinating. Yes, I am procrastinating.

procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.
Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.