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Procrastinhating 

To put off something that needs to be done because you can't stand the person you are doing it for.
My boss wanted the report by last Monday but I've been procrastinhating all week.
Procrastinhating by Smigguns August 11, 2009

procrastachatting 

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!
I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

procrastishitting 

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.
Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends
procrastishitting by SamBlazer April 29, 2014

Procrastihating

When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.
Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"
Procrastihating by LunaLaValliere August 21, 2009

Procratochatting 

The act of procrastinating through meaningless and/or irrelevant conversation with others, most often in the classroom sense.
Teacher: All of you stop procratochatting!
Procratochatting by Goldfisheth October 22, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026