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Procrastinhating 

To put off something that needs to be done because you can't stand the person you are doing it for.
My boss wanted the report by last Monday but I've been procrastinhating all week.
Procrastinhating by Smigguns August 11, 2009

procrastachatting 

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!
I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

procrastishitting 

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.
Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends
procrastishitting by SamBlazer April 29, 2014

Procrastihating

When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.
Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"
Procrastihating by LunaLaValliere August 21, 2009

Procratochatting 

The act of procrastinating through meaningless and/or irrelevant conversation with others, most often in the classroom sense.
Teacher: All of you stop procratochatting!
Procratochatting by Goldfisheth October 22, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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