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procrastinaut 

Noun; An individual who boldly ventures into the unknown, seeking out challenges and tasks to temporarily postpone or simply avoid indefinitely. Procrastinauts not only chronically procrastinate, but ambitiously look for new things to never get around to actually doing.

Origin; A composite word formed by combining the words procrastinate and astronaut, the latter of which lends an air of ambition, exploration, and professional dedication to the former.
Today Jamie spent all afternoon researching home brewing techniques, but we all know he'll never get around to actually brewing anything himself. That procrastinaut works hard at finding things to put off.
procrastinaut by typodaemon August 25, 2009
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Procrastinaut 

One who consistently puts off performing tasks. A habitual procrastinator.

"Brian has been ignoring his term paper for weeks. He's such a procrastinaut."
Procrastinaut by Jimb076 April 22, 2009

procrastination 

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.
Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!
procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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