proaf 

When a person has gone above and beyond in their pursuit (and moreover their accomplishment) of a professional level of achievement, which is acknowledged by all, amd owned by no one.

I recall he was naked, and it wasn't even a thing ... zero fucks ... oh, he was #proaf

proaf by mengebiscuits October 13, 2017

praffe

The practice effect you get after taking too many online IQ tests.

I thought I had a 140 IQ, because that's what I got on Mensa NO, but my 103 WAIS score shows that I just have too much praffe (and a wrongfully inflated ego).

praffe by ilovetrump2024 February 5, 2023

ploaf 

Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).

Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.

I think I have to drop a ploaf in the toilet.

ploaf by ploafmaster July 4, 2012

Cuppa Prof 

Hottest Beverage in the World.

Person A: 'Have you heard the new Cuppa Prof song?'

Person B: 'Nah I like Drake'

Person A: 'Try Prof, he only makers Bangers and Tea'

Cuppa Prof by Tempwork November 2, 2020

profawk

A profawk is a portmanteau word, blending the words "professional" and "fohawk". It is a name given to a men's hairstyle that allows the individual to wear it professionally, in a more conservative and business-like atmosphere but also allows the professional to wear it in an edgy and voguish style outside the office.

I saw a lot of guys sporting profawks at the Young Professional's Organization mixer last Thursday.

profawk by DirtyRiegs June 25, 2008

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

Profanulism

The act of replacing certain vowels in profane language with the letter "A". Commonly used to convey the meaning of profanity without saying the actual word and feeling naughty.

Also makes people think that you are from Boston.

Example of the use of Profanulism:

"Man, after i saw that ass I facked that batch so hard in her passy... She was like, 'Damn, you have a huge cack.' "

Profanulism by GeoffWilkersonTheSeventh May 8, 2013