That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of
stuff in common with. She could be your
soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're
best friend's already going out with her.
Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?
Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert
best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.
Person 1:
haha. shame on you bitch!
Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with
spade*
Person 1: O.O