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Pritzker 

A giant piece of shit that won't go away.
Mike took a Pritzker and now the toilet won't flush!
Pritzker by Smokenkrak May 17, 2020
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pritzy • Prity • pritz • pritty • Pritzker • Prizzy • Prithyanga • pritly • pritza • Pitzy

Pritzker 

A hypocritical unqualified trust fund brat who deliberately runs a state into the ground based on hs incompetance and ignorance.
we need to elect a new governor because the last one was a real pritzker
Pritzker by notakrause May 12, 2020

Pritzker 

I met Martha at Dennys last night. I had a short conversation with her and realized she's nothing but a Pritzker
Pritzker by Skinny pos June 3, 2021
That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of stuff in common with. She could be your soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're best friend's already going out with her.
Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?

Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.

Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!

Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*

Person 1: O.O
Pretzyl by CerbeRAPE September 25, 2011

Pritzker Pit Stop 

When you are hungry and need to use the restroom, but have to make 3 different stops to find an open restroom amid dining room and lobby closures.
We would have been here 30 minutes sooner, but your Mom needed to take a Pritzker Pit Stop.
Prity (prètty) a person's name, a word used as a term of endearment, , how someone thinks another person looks
Prity by Mamaog June 7, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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