That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of stuff in common with. She could be your soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're best friend's already going out with her.
Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?
Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.
Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!
Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*
Person 1: O.O
Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.
Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!
Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*
Person 1: O.O
by CerbeRAPE September 25, 2011
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Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.
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