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Absentee Printing
The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Absentee Printing by iNetter December 1, 2009
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3D Printing
The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly
Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars
This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/
Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars
This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/
3D Printing by Some dude obsessed with tech March 17, 2017
Printing Press
A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.
There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
Printing Press by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
Printing Bandit
A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.
Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!
Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."
Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"
Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"
Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."
Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"
Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"
Printing Bandit by bomcara October 6, 2009
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