principal's desk 

A great revenge tactic for an angered teen. In other words...TAP THAT SHIT ON THE PRINCIPAL'S DESK!!!!!

boy one: what did you do last night dude?

boy two: i pulled a principal's desk! it was sick.

boy one: fuck man how did you pull that one off?

boy two: very carefully.

principal's desk by Sir Rammalott May 17, 2009

trip to the principal’s office 

1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.

Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.

trip to the principal’s office by MinDATucker March 29, 2020

it's the principal of the thing 

What a grade-school student tells someone as a reason for his unwillingness to perform a requested action; it means dat while he personally would not mind doing it, he is afraid dat "da big man in dat dreaded upstairs office" would disapprove, and thus he would give him major grief if he found out.

One sixth-grade boy conversing with another on da playground: Sorry, Dude --- I can't slip you a textbook in class to help you get a better grade on your test; it's the principal of the thing."

it's the principal of the thing by QuacksO February 3, 2023

Principal Skinner 

The name of Springfield Elementary’s principal. It is an ironic name as skinner is of course prison slang for child rapist

“Isn’t it weird how principal skinner is called that and yet his name is slang for child rapist?”

“It’s even weirder when you see how he treats Bart.”

Principal Skinner by Angerey sausage July 21, 2020

principal skinner 

Stupid character for the television show "The Simpsons." He is the principal of Springfield Elementary and he runs the school like a hellhole.

He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.

Principal Skinner gave a pay cut to Willie due to budget cuts.

principal skinner by Akit February 29, 2004

Principal Syndrome 

A situation in a person, in the act of harm preventing, will side with bad people and force good people to back down or be punished to prevent harm or get rid of conflict. It comes from the idea of a school principal, who is practicing harm prevention, and so can only make rules, shame or appease. Shame and rules do not work on the bully but work on the good kids and since it takes two to fight, he gets the good kid to back down there by ending the fight and stopping harm.

The result is good people are punished and bad people are rewarded.

Jake suffers from principal syndrome when he wants normal people to surrender their guns instead of going after the criminals who use guns unlawfully.

Principal Syndrome by cb750 July 15, 2023

Principal Skinner 

A smooth, yellow, sexless freak with a tiny cock.

"Dude... I want to fuck Principal Skinner from The Simpsons..."
"Are you ok? Psychologically?"

Principal Skinner by sillystringpony January 15, 2024