Prince William
A man of high profile, who comes from extreme wealth, as a Prince. But is insufferably pathetic.
1. Nothing is ever good enough for a Prince William, not even his wife. So in addition to being a malcontent ingrate he also suffers from a wandering eye and a wandering dick.
2. Very egocentric. A Prince William is someone who believes he is the centre of the universe, and as such, he believes that everyone should lick the crack of his ass in order to please him. If you’re not constantly rimming his arsehole, he will see you as an enemy.
3. One who betrays his own brother. A Prince William is someone who sees his family as a means to an end and if they cannot be used to his favour, then there is no use for them. He is a modern day Cain, and would rather see his own brother dead and in his grave, than doing better than himself.
4. One who has children outside of his marriage.
5. A man who laughs at his own wife when he sees her fail at doing something.
6. One who thinks other people should sacrifice their own happiness for his sake. He won’t be pleased if you choose your own happiness over keeping him content.
1. Nothing is ever good enough for a Prince William, not even his wife. So in addition to being a malcontent ingrate he also suffers from a wandering eye and a wandering dick.
2. Very egocentric. A Prince William is someone who believes he is the centre of the universe, and as such, he believes that everyone should lick the crack of his ass in order to please him. If you’re not constantly rimming his arsehole, he will see you as an enemy.
3. One who betrays his own brother. A Prince William is someone who sees his family as a means to an end and if they cannot be used to his favour, then there is no use for them. He is a modern day Cain, and would rather see his own brother dead and in his grave, than doing better than himself.
4. One who has children outside of his marriage.
5. A man who laughs at his own wife when he sees her fail at doing something.
6. One who thinks other people should sacrifice their own happiness for his sake. He won’t be pleased if you choose your own happiness over keeping him content.
1. Word around town is that Amy’s husband has a community peen. Y’know kinda like Prince William.
Damn! Does that mean that he has kids on the side too?
2. Why can’t you just be happy for me for once in your life? You’re being a real Prince William right now. It’s like you don’t want to see me doing well for myself.
3. If you bring a Prince William home, I hope you’re prepared for him to fuck all your friends. You know that man can’t keep it in his pants.
Damn! Does that mean that he has kids on the side too?
2. Why can’t you just be happy for me for once in your life? You’re being a real Prince William right now. It’s like you don’t want to see me doing well for myself.
3. If you bring a Prince William home, I hope you’re prepared for him to fuck all your friends. You know that man can’t keep it in his pants.
Prince William by FuckOffYouCunt November 27, 2021
