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A small or large pimple on ones' Johnson
I went to the doctor thinking I had a tumor on my wang. Turned out to be a primple.
primple by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
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primpcess 

1.) A Girl Who Prettifies Herself Like A Princess.
2.) A Princess Who Keeps Herself Oh So Fresh.
"That Girl Over There Is Such A Primpcess."
"Im A Primpcess That's What I Do."
primpcess by PrincessE92 January 11, 2009

Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack

ear pimple 

A painful zit inside your ear that is damn near impossible to pop.
"I have an ear pimple, it hurts!"
ear pimple by Gicky July 22, 2008

pimple on the left 

An insulted used by alpha males to describe snowflakes who vote for Biden
You’re just like a pimple on the left. Somebody says something and you don’t like.
pimple on the left by Bat Maul July 27, 2021
A pus-filled legion on one's body, due to buildup of dirt and bacteria in the pore.
Damn, I got a pimple on my ass.
Pimple by wendy lane May 23, 2003

pimple on the left 

a tough guy insult, generally used when said tough is infuriated to a point where he begins to emit a series of unknown words
Your looking like the pimple on the left
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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