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Jay: Can I get two poochies?
Timmy: Yea watch out for my primes in there, should be the juicy boys.
primes by Bollyquinn November 17, 2020

primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.
I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.
primes and faces by Juicy Meat February 18, 2008

Geidi Primes 

Referring to the debut album of Grimes, the term is used to ask a person if they listen to alternative/electronic/indie music and not mainstream music.
She looks really cool. I wonder if she knows Geidi Primes.

succubus prime

Nothing left after succubus prime except for a little burning
succubus prime by Tonythetiler November 15, 2016

Liberty Prime-ism

Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:

"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"

"Communism is a lie!"

"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"

"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!

Priest Kink 

A fetish for Priests ( and/or other religious figures).
Person 1: “I think I have a Priest kink.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”
Priest Kink by cyberhoe December 1, 2021