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Jay: Can I get two poochies?
Timmy: Yea watch out for my primes in there, should be the juicy boys.
primes by Bollyquinn November 17, 2020

primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.
I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.
primes and faces by Juicy Meat February 18, 2008

Geidi Primes 

Referring to the debut album of Grimes, the term is used to ask a person if they listen to alternative/electronic/indie music and not mainstream music.
She looks really cool. I wonder if she knows Geidi Primes.

succubus prime

The one transformer you don't want to meet
Nothing left after succubus prime except for a little burning
succubus prime by Tonythetiler November 15, 2016

Liberty Prime-ism

Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:

"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"

"Communism is a lie!"

"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"

"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!
Liberty Prime-ism by Kastera1000 April 22, 2010

Priest Kink 

A fetish for Priests ( and/or other religious figures).
Person 1: “I think I have a Priest kink.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”
Priest Kink by cyberhoe December 1, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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