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Adjective: To describe something that is done quickly.
I ordered my items from amazon on Monday and it says they will notnarrive until Wednesday, thats not very primesy!
primesy by KingMosh January 18, 2021
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Primesight 

The feeling you get when you’ve just finished ordering something from amazon prime, and you find yourself wishing you had ordered it two days earlier so it so would be there already.
Guy 1: Dude, I just ordered some new shoes and a food processor from amazon; I just wish I ordered them a couple days ago so they’d already be here.

Guy 2: Yeah man, primesight’s 20/20.
Primesight by TotesMcGopher June 1, 2018

primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.
I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.
primes and faces by Juicy Meat February 18, 2008

Geidi Primes 

Referring to the debut album of Grimes, the term is used to ask a person if they listen to alternative/electronic/indie music and not mainstream music.
She looks really cool. I wonder if she knows Geidi Primes.

primesword 

a weapon that has been hacked in such a unbelivably nectar primecut way in diablo 2
it will destroy all it meets than the unknowing owner
also any well made katana is a prime sword
only 3 ninjas hav ever seen it than they were twinplum pummeled to hell.......the primesword(whispered)
or
man im high i thought you were holding a primesword.
or that battle was tuff in glad i had my MOUNTAINDEW......next to my primesword
primesword by the prime goblin August 22, 2008

PrimeSlav101 

The best YouTuber/Twitch Streamer in the whole network! Check out his channel on Twitch and YouTube named: PrimeSlav101 He is the Slav King Himself!
Friend 1 - "hey have you seen PrimeSlav101 channel?" Friend 2 - " Yeah he is the best!"
PrimeSlav101 by PrimeSlav101Fan August 5, 2018

primesident blush

The evil combination of Prime Minister Blair and President Bush
Primesident Blush will destroy the world!
primesident blush by Xipher September 10, 2005
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