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Urban Pricktionary 

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.
John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.
Urban Pricktionary by TurdFly March 6, 2013

Pricktionary

A fictional booklet that lists the names of jerks people encounter. From the words Prick and dictionary.
After showing up drunk and ruining Christina's baby shower, Jared made several peoples Pricktionary.
Pricktionary by Hawiedied September 8, 2009

Urban pricktionary 

When you tell a friend about an idea you had for a word, and they straight up steal it and take full cred for it.
'So I tell him about 'word' and buddy goes behind my back and gets it published. Doesn't even site me! Straight up urban pricktionary!'

Urban Pricktionary 

An alternative website to Urban Dictionary, where all the reject bollocks definitions people write about their best ever boyfriend or girlfriend are sent.
Urban Dictionary Editor: This ballshit definition is a waste of my time, the reader's time, everybody's time. I'm sending it to Urban Pricktionary, when will they learn?

Editor's friend: yup

pricktion 

(noun) An intense atmosphere of tension between two or more males that may spontaneously erupt into testosterone induced violence.

Formula to calculate pricktion:
(# males) x (# drinks) + (days witout sex)^2 = pricktion
After fifteen beers each at the titty bar, the pricktion between Neil and Bob over who would ride shotgun, was escalating exponentially.
pricktion by BuffBoy June 28, 2011

pricktion 

Not Fiction, nor Non Fiction, one obscures identities of characters in one's writing so as to avoid civil litigation, and retaliatory violence, when writing about arrogant Public Figures, Made Men, and celebrities.
If the screenwriter had not reworked the treatment, the studio's Legal department would have demanded he return all advances. So, his documentary was rendered as a work of pricktion.
pricktion by MARKETEX April 3, 2017