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Emmet loves pressure cookers 

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker
Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers

Pressure Cooker 

The most common nickname for the Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium, located at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville. The term was created around the beginning of the 2011 football season, when Arkansas began to "put on the pressure" and "cook" the opposition.
"Turn on the Pressure Cooker, chop up some onions and throw in the taters; we're having tiger tonight, boys!"

"Goddamn this is some good aggie.

Of course! Only the best meats are prepared in the Pressure Cooker."
Pressure Cooker by Tusk Luver November 21, 2011

Septic Pressure Cooker 

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"

pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”

Pennsylvania pressure cooker 

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!

Dutch Pressure Cooker 

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.
Dutch Pressure Cooker by StabbyStab December 11, 2019