Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

Premature Evaluation by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

premature evaluation

When someone makes hasty decisions or assessments based on limited data, before more data will show that those assessments are completely flawed.

The way trump has handled C19 is just one premature evaluation to another: from saying everything was under control, to it going away by Easter, to how he promoted hydroxychloriquine, to how the economy was going to see a "V" shaped recovery, and on and on.

premature evaluation by MRMNYC June 15, 2020

premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

premature evacuation by csepulv October 4, 2007

Word of the Day on October 24, 2007

Premature Evacuation

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.

I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.

Premature Evacuation by Daddydef February 20, 2015

Premature Evacuation

Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved

When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.

Premature Evacuation by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010

Premature Evacuation

When during butt sex, the person that is receiving accidentally poops before the sex is over.

I was doing Becky in the butt, when she had a little case of premature evacuation.

Premature Evacuation by pauly dee July 25, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026