Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.
I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007
Get the premature emailulation mug.This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.
Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008
Get the premature emasculation mug.by Fungle mcDung August 16, 2010
Get the premature e-mailulation mug.This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.
Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008
Get the premature emasculation mug.Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.
"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).
"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).
He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.
Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.
Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.
by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009
Get the premature emailation mug.The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.
It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!
*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*
Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!
Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!
*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*
Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!
Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!
by matthejew September 27, 2009
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