pleiometry 

1. Study of measuring an allele at a certain locus
2. How to measure the length of an allele at a certain locus.

I was studying my pleiometry when someone dianigenly hit me with a shtigger.

pleiometry by BioChicks March 29, 2015

pregometry 

preg·om·e·try
prēgˈämətrē/
noun
noun: pregometry
1 the branch of trickery concerned with the manipulation of a husband by a his pregnant wife to do all kinds of favors with a false promise of sexual relations day after day after day

“My wife has been using pregometry on me for the last six months to get me to build her a new, more powerful Death Star.”

pregometry by Nookieless Chosen January 25, 2017

Piometry

The use of art to creatively depict the number π to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks pleasing to their naked eye albeit it is probably not so to their mind’s eye.

Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a faux appreciation of numerical or symbolic elegance.

Piometry by MathPlus April 21, 2021

Piometry

When the symbol π is seductively or sexily designed to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks more pleasing to the naked eye than to the mind’s eye.

Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a glimpse of symbolic elegance.

Piometry by MathPlus April 29, 2021