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Pregnancy Scare 

1. Sex. Late Period. Pregnancy Test. Pink or Positive. Scared as Hell.

2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.
1.
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.

2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!
Pregnancy Scare by LOLAtheSLUT February 24, 2009
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Virgin Mary pregnancy scare 

When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation
I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!

3 Second Pregnancy Scare

When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.

He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!

Pregancy Scare

Pregnancy scares still count as being pregnant.
It is not when you get scared that you might be pregnant, but it is when you actually do get pregnant, but the baby gets scared out of your uterus.
Sam: Did you know that Sabloobies has been pregnant 4 times? But twice it was just a pregancy scare .
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