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20 Minute Snooze

A young, attractive male has been partying like a mother fucker for the past 2 weeks. The only time he takes off for partying is to go out for a nice big dinner. Then he proceeds to tell everyone that he has gotten only 20 minutes of sleep the past week and he needs his rest. The group then calls his ass out on it and calls him a bull-shitter. Shortly after this, he will end up clubbing for the 15th straight night.
Dis: Yo man I doubt I'm going out tonight
Nasir: Why man it's friday?
Dis: I know man it's a great night for clubbin but I only experiences the 20 minute snooze last night.
Nasir: O dude that blows, u must have had a crazy night of clubbin
Dis: Naw man I hated it and there was an incident so I had to blow off some steam.
by Grinnell April 15, 2008
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Grundfuttock House

A wierd ass looking fucking house in St. Augustine Florida. This is the home of the famous grundfuttock. The house is very distinguishable and there have been known to be parties that last 48 hours straight there.

It is unusual in that there are 4 doors on the second floor leading to knowhere.

This is also the home of Kevin Fi Chris (KFC) Frat.

If you are ever at Flager beach it is essential that you check out the grundfuttock house and enjoy the experience for yourself.
College Student 1: Hey man do you know who lives in that tall white house?
College Student 2: Yea dumbass it's the fucking grundfuttock house
College Student 3: Yo we gotta go and rage with the grundfuttock, they throw the best keggers
College Student 2: O yea and the kegs are usually PBR
All students: Fuck yea the fucking grundfuttock is the place to be
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
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SLU Street Running

The females around the Dade City area that feel as though they run the streets. Often times a young Italian male will be minding his own business and then out of no where... BOOM! The young handsome Italian male has just been shouldered to the ground by a burly female who runs the street. The young Italian male gets up and then causes a scene by vowing to beat the shit out of the next bitch that thinks she runs the street.
Sid: What the fuck!! Did you guys just see that??

Group: No, what happend?

Sid: I just got shoulder by one of these SLU bitches doing the SLU Street Running!! I swear, it seems like the SLU bitches just own the street sometimes!!!

Group: What the fuck!?
by Grinnell April 15, 2008
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The Mudslide of St. Edwards

When you have the worst diarrhea runs. The shit sometimes just drips out of your ass crack, and on the floor causing an embarrasing moment for everybody. These runs usually happen every ten to fifteen minutes or so and maybe not coincidentally occur after dinner. They are especially bad when a sports movie is playing. The problem has not been diagnosed scientifically yet but it is clearly an issue in modern america society.
College Student 1: Man that kid must have the runs like no other
College student 2: Yea I heard he had the mudslide of st. edwards
College Student 1: Dude don't fuck around i hope u are kidding
College Student 2: Nah man I'm serious I wouldn't wish that upon anyone though.
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
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The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo

Boone and Moon with Sid sandwiched in the middle.
Charles: Yo did u hear about the Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo?
Frankfurt: Naw man wtf is that?
Charles: It's Boone and Moon with Sid in the middle
Frankfurt: Fuckin crazy bro.
by Grinnell April 15, 2008
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Friday Night Fuck Fest

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
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The Virginia Slim Massacre

When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
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