When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.
His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.
The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.
The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
Get the The Virginia Slim Massacre mug.The females around the Dade City area that feel as though they run the streets. Often times a young Italian male will be minding his own business and then out of no where... BOOM! The young handsome Italian male has just been shouldered to the ground by a burly female who runs the street. The young Italian male gets up and then causes a scene by vowing to beat the shit out of the next bitch that thinks she runs the street.
Sid: What the fuck!! Did you guys just see that??
Group: No, what happend?
Sid: I just got shoulder by one of these SLU bitches doing the SLU Street Running!! I swear, it seems like the SLU bitches just own the street sometimes!!!
Group: What the fuck!?
Group: No, what happend?
Sid: I just got shoulder by one of these SLU bitches doing the SLU Street Running!! I swear, it seems like the SLU bitches just own the street sometimes!!!
Group: What the fuck!?
by Grinnell April 15, 2008
Get the SLU Street Running mug.The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.
Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!
Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.
Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.
Lyle: Hell Yeah!
Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.
Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.
Lyle: Hell Yeah!
by Grinnell April 15, 2008
Get the Saint Leo Apple Toss mug.When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
by Grinnell April 01, 2008
Get the 3 Second Pregnancy Scare mug.When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
Get the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation mug.When at a club, one buys a carton of Virginia Slims and proceeds to smoke the entire carton at the club. This is usually done by an Italian who has never smoked in his life.
Kevin: Hey man, I thought you didn't smoke
John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.
Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??
John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.
Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??
by Grinnell March 30, 2008
Get the Virginia Slim Massacre mug.This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
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