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Definitions by Grinnell

Back-Seat Stain

When a Sneakers O'Toole look-alike has a cab service from school to the club. Sneakers O'Toole then lets every chick in his car drink, and inevitably, they spill some cranberry/vodka on his seat. Sneaker O'Toole will get the drink stain confused with a Virginia Slim stain.
Sneakers: Yo man, I'm gonna have to run by the cleaning section. Someone spilled some shit in my car. Now I think I have the Back-Seat Stain

Grinnell: Actually, I think it may be a Virginia Slim stain.

Sneakers: You know... that may actually be what it is.

Sid: What the fuck!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Back-Seat Stain by Grinnell April 18, 2008

Saint Leo Apple Toss

The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.
Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!

Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.

Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.

Lyle: Hell Yeah!

20 Minute Snooze 

A young, attractive male has been partying like a mother fucker for the past 2 weeks. The only time he takes off for partying is to go out for a nice big dinner. Then he proceeds to tell everyone that he has gotten only 20 minutes of sleep the past week and he needs his rest. The group then calls his ass out on it and calls him a bull-shitter. Shortly after this, he will end up clubbing for the 15th straight night.
Dis: Yo man I doubt I'm going out tonight
Nasir: Why man it's friday?
Dis: I know man it's a great night for clubbin but I only experiences the 20 minute snooze last night.
Nasir: O dude that blows, u must have had a crazy night of clubbin
Dis: Naw man I hated it and there was an incident so I had to blow off some steam.
20 Minute Snooze by Grinnell April 15, 2008

The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo 

Boone and Moon with Sid sandwiched in the middle.
Charles: Yo did u hear about the Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo?
Frankfurt: Naw man wtf is that?
Charles: It's Boone and Moon with Sid in the middle
Frankfurt: Fuckin crazy bro.

SLU Street Running

The females around the Dade City area that feel as though they run the streets. Often times a young Italian male will be minding his own business and then out of no where... BOOM! The young handsome Italian male has just been shouldered to the ground by a burly female who runs the street. The young Italian male gets up and then causes a scene by vowing to beat the shit out of the next bitch that thinks she runs the street.
Sid: What the fuck!! Did you guys just see that??

Group: No, what happend?

Sid: I just got shoulder by one of these SLU bitches doing the SLU Street Running!! I swear, it seems like the SLU bitches just own the street sometimes!!!

Group: What the fuck!?
SLU Street Running by Grinnell April 15, 2008

Friday Night Fuck Fest 

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.

The Virginia Slim Massacre 

When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.