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Presenting 

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
Presenting by djxpress March 20, 2009

presenting 

when a gay shows his ass to sum1
holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes
presenting by botaf November 11, 2003

Presenting Patrick 

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)
Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"

presenting the weather 

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

Female presenting nipple 

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.
None shall show Female presenting nipple
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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