pre flight

The pre-drinking before heading out to a bar, or other event where overpriced liquor is the norm. "Pre-flight" enables said users to get liquored up before the event - so as not to spend as much money later on at the bar. Term used mainly by Marines, but other military types as well.

"Hey Smith, what's up for tonight?!" "Gate 2 man, but before we go, we're gonna pre flight here."

by JoeSchmoeMarine February 6, 2008

pre-flight shit

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

by LonePooper February 1, 2018

pre-flight inspection

A quick inspection of essential items (Phone, Wallet, Keys, Ipod..) before leaving the bar slightly inebriated.

Gentleman #1: (Throw on jacket) Alright see you guys later! Pre-flight inspection.

by cowtheif April 8, 2013