pre flight

The pre-drinking before heading out to a bar, or other event where overpriced liquor is the norm. "Pre-flight" enables said users to get liquored up before the event - so as not to spend as much money later on at the bar. Term used mainly by Marines, but other military types as well.

"Hey Smith, what's up for tonight?!" "Gate 2 man, but before we go, we're gonna pre flight here."

by JoeSchmoeMarine February 6, 2008

pre-flight shit

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

by LonePooper February 1, 2018

pre-flight inspection

A quick inspection of essential items (Phone, Wallet, Keys, Ipod..) before leaving the bar slightly inebriated.

Gentleman #1: (Throw on jacket) Alright see you guys later! Pre-flight inspection.

by cowtheif April 8, 2013

Pre-Fight Doughnut

An honored tradition where you offer your opponent a doughnut before engaging in battle

Ninja #1: "Before we fight...I offer you this.... take it as a token of my appreciation..."
Ninja #2: "...it's a fucking doughnut."

by michaelangelo November 30, 2004

preflight

To prepare for a night of drinking at bars and clubs by drinking at home first, in order to already have a good buzz going before you get there. Cost effective.

Hey man, come by my place around 6 and we can preflight before we hit the club.

by Blue Dragon May 22, 2005

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012

prefighting

It's what siblings are doing when they are just talking to each other. It can be extended to married people as well. It usually lasts around 10 minutes and matures into fighting. Children fall into one of 4 statuses at any given time, Sleeping, eating, prefighting and fighting.

That's so cute they are prefighting so nicely.

by Hippieboy27 June 13, 2016